Like it or not, there are still plenty of places in this world that are unfriendly to cannabis. Be it a state or country you’re passing through, a strict landlord, or a desire to keep your love for cannabis to yourself, there are plenty of reasons to be stealthy when smoking.
Having a discreet cannabis pipe, bong, one-hitter, or other smoking accessories can go a long way towards keeping a “low stoner” profile. While lighting up the plant always creates a smell, you don’t have to have a bong or a bowl sitting out in the open.
- Best for carrying a pipe in public
- Looks like a car key fob
- $$
Cupsy by PuffCo
- Price: $59.99
- Good for: traveling
- Special features: looks just like a coffee cup
- Material: stainless steel cup, silicone lid, ceramic bowl
You could keep this in your cup holder, and no one would ever be the wiser that it was a water pipe! This revolutionary design from cannabis brand PuffCo makes a bong that you would never know was a bong – until you took the lid off. A well-designed lid hides the bowl and mouthpiece until you open it. With a little water in the base of the cup, you can pack a bowl and puff away. Get rid of the ash and the water, and no one will know your reusable coffee cup is actually a stealthy smoking accessory! Ultra discreet and ultra-portable.
The Impersonator
- Price: $19.99
- Good for: stealth smoking
- Special features: looks like a pen
- Material: borosilicate glass
Pen or chillum? You could store this small pipe in your shirt pocket with the cap sticking out, and no one would be any wiser (unless you just smoked, of course.) This chillum pipe looks exactly like a pen, with a mouthpiece on one end and a cap that covers the bowl on the other end. Made from durable borosilicate glass, this “pen” has a bowl pack just big enough for a one-hitter and won’t raise any eyebrows in any room you go into.
Lipstick Pipe
- Price: $14.00
- Good for: women & fans of red lipstick
- Special features: looks like a lipstick tube
- Material: plastic case and metal pipe
Hidden away in this discreet casing of lipstick is a metal pipe. At first glance, it looks just like any other tube of lipstick, and you may even be fooled if you open it – but pull the “lipstick” out of the casing and you’ve got a hidden pipe. This size and disguise make it easy to take this pipe anywhere, and the bowl pack is just big enough for getting high on the go.
Bracelet Pipe
- Price: $22.99
- Good for: wearing anywhere
- Special features: looks like a bracelet
- Material: metal bowl and wooden mouthpiece
Never let your pipe out of your sight by wearing it on your wrist! This innovative design hides a pipe in a braided bracelet design. With a wooden mouthpiece on one end and a metal bowl on the other, this bracelet can easily pass through security at a festival (or a family event.) Screw the two metal pieces together when you’re done and listen to the compliments on your cute accessory roll in.
Car Key Fob Pipe
- Price: $26.25
- Good for: bringing your pipe anywhere you go
- Special features: looks like car key fob
- Material: metal
Hang this pipe from your keys and carry it with you wherever you go! The pipe measures just over 3 inches and has fake buttons for a design that’s so realistic, you may wonder whose car keys you have after you smoke out of it. The bowl and mouthpiece are hidden on the back and you’d never know they were there if you didn’t know what to look for.
The Bukket Pipe
- Price: $25.99
- Good for: big bong hits and easy transportation
- Special features: collapses
- Material: unknown
Discreet isn’t the first word that comes to mind with this bong, but you can’t deny it doesn’t look like a bong either! The Bukket is a waterless gravity bong that collapses for easy transportation. With an accordion body, the Bukket expands to deliver lung-busting hits and then collapses into something that resembles a child’s toy.
Cigarette Pipe
- Price: $8.75
- Good for: smoking in public
- Special features: looks like a cigarette
- Material: metal
If you can smoke tobacco but cannabis raises eyebrows, this discrete cigarette pipe could be the cover story you need. Sure, it will still smell like weed – but it couldn’t be you, smoking a cigarette! Measuring in at just over 3 inches, this pipe can easily fit in your pocket, purse, or backpack. This single hitter ensures you can get the effects you need quickly while blending in with the rest of the smoking crowd.
Cigar Pipe
- Price: $25.98
- Good for: smoking in public
- Special features: looks like a cigar
- Material: wood
If a cigarette isn’t your thing, try a cigar pipe instead. Made from walnut wood, this “cigar” has a bowl on one end, a mouthpiece on the other, and a cap to keep the smell contained during transit. Easily pack your cannabis in and enjoy, all while appearing to smoke a cigar.
Bottom line
There’s no creativity like stoner creativity. Cannabis lovers have been coming up with stealthy and discreet ways to enjoy the plant for decades and if you need an incognito smoking accessory, you’ve got options.
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